Pedo Protector In Chief
Pedo Protector‑in‑Chief is dedicated to Detroit Ford autoworker T.J. Sabula, the line worker who called out President Trump as a “pedophile protector” during his Dearborn plant visit and got rewarded with a middle finger from the Commander‑in‑Chief. In classic Trump–Kennedy Center fashion, this Broadway‑style number leans into that moment of truth‑to‑power, asking why a corporation like Ford is quicker to discipline a worker than to hold a president accountable for open contempt on the factory floor. The bio tips its hat to the UAW for stepping up to defend Sabula’s rights and voice on the job, while dripping with sarcasm at how “very presidential” it is to flip off a rank‑and‑file worker instead of answering the question.
Satire
Musical
Pilot
Featured song: “Pedo Protector In Chief”
Welcome to the Trump–Kennedy Center
The board meeting where the “rebrand” goes off the rails, complete
with a bombastic opening number on taxpayer-funded golden
curtains.
Satire
Musical
Pilot
Featured song: “Gold-Plated Overture (Make Art Great
Again)”
Secret Service, Secret Donors
Donors, diplomats, and disgruntled ushers collide as the seating
chart turns into a musical standoff in the Presidential Box.
Ensemble
Political Comedy
Featured song: “Who Paid For Row A?”
Filibuster Fandango
A high-speed patter song where senators dance around actually
voting, set to a Broadway‑style tap routine on the Senate floor.
Song
Patter
Broadway‑style
Runtime: ~3:45
Cease-and-Desist Chorus
A choir of lawyers belts out cease‑and‑desist letters over a
gospel organ as the Center’s creative team tries to keep the show
on.
Choir
Legal Satire
Runtime: ~2:58